A mexican Bin laden?

Mexican authorities report the death of the leader of Los Zetas… but lose the body. In an alleged gunfight between supposed Zetas and Mexican Navy personnel, two hostiles were killed, one of them was reported to be Heriberto Lazcano Lazcano, aka ’El Lazca’ leader and founder of the criminal organization ’Los Zetas’, formed by military deserters trained by the CIA at the School of the Americas for special purposes that only recently became manifest. In a development that parallels the alleged killing of Osama Bin Laden in absurdity and lack of imagination, El Lazca’s body was reportedly stolen by a group of armed men from the funeral parlor it was being prepared at, unbelievably unguarded. Many point out that the description given by the Navy does not correspond with previous descriptions of El Lazca, specially in his height, as the presented body was reported to be several inches shorter.